eeewww! The Gross out thread

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bw                 04-Aug-10  
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Gross me out, I need a good laugh.

The human bot fly lays it's eggs on mosquitoes which burrow in through the hole left from the mosquitoes proboscis. From there the larva burrow into the flesh and feed and grow on live tissue underneath the skin. The host seldom discover the maggots eating away at your flesh until they've matured and you feel them crawling under the skin. A boil forms at the site. A doctor can lance the boil and exract the large mature larvae from the wound. If left alone, the worms will mature into flies that will eat their way out of the infestation site, fly away leaving an empty cavity in the flesh. The whole process is painless and the larva excrete aintibodies to prevent infection of the host area.

In some hospitals, maggot therapy can be used in massive tissue injuries as a non surgical way to remove necrotic (dead) tissue that risks infection to the patient. The maggots are introduced to the tissue and the area is wrapped up to keep the maggots inside. Because common fly maggots eat only dead tissue and avoid live flesh, they can eat away the rotting flesh thus cleaning the wound. They also excrete antibiotics to keep the wound site sanitary. Contrary to what many believe about the filthiness of maggots, they are actually quite sanitary. They are not a host to other parasitic diseases until they become mature flys.

An exotic cheese treated as a delicacy in some Mexican and South American cultures calls upon the use of maggots to be introduced to a block of chess which is then wrapped or boxed and left to the maggots to soften and "proccess" the cheese, adding a strong flavor and aroma. The whole concoction, maggots included, are eaten with bread or tortillas.

Bugs are amazing. I hate spiders though. Tell me a gross spider fact.

A dude decided to kill himself by using a freight train. The rescue people discovered that the train wheels had run over his hand - so they had 4 people scanning the tracks, looking for fingers in the gravel.

Louis C.K.: But if I'm with a woman and she wants to be with me, she must like me. I definitely have sex with my T-shirt on, always. I haven't had sex without a shirt on, God, since I was about 23."

Terry Gross: Is that true?

Louis C.K.: Yeah, I just don't think that's fair. I mean, you know, let her think she's with somebody decent, you know? ... I do have sex sometimes on the show, and there's a rule that I have to be on my back.

Terry Gross: Why, because your stomach flattens?

Louis C.K.: Well, no, God, no. I'm not laying back in that bed thinking, "I look awesome right now." It's because I think I should always be the victim of the sex. I don't think anyone wants to see me looming over her. I think that's an upsetting image. And then also, the mother-dog stomach that I get when I'm ... you get the point.

A guy worked at a machine that ground scrap wood into a pulp. His job was to unjam it when clogs formed on the conveyor belt. He stopped the machine to staighten out a clog. He bumped the on switch when he leaned over the belt, he got caught on the belt. The machine pulled him feet first into the shredder. At one point he managed to grab the sides of the machine and pulled himself away, and he fell to the floor. He looked down, his legs had been ground off right up to his torso, to within 2 inches of his groin. Something kept him from freaking out, perhaps an adrenaline rush, he saw the ragged ends of the femoral arteries spurting blood every time his heart beat. He knew he was bleeding to death so he stuck his index fingers into the ends of the arteries to plug them up. He heard people running toward him, someone started throwing-up because of what they were looking at... The guy said that he didn't start feeling pain until the paramedics packed ice around his stumps and lower torso.

I went poo poo in my wifes mouth while she was sleeping. Then we made out for hours.

Then i packed poo poo in her pee pee and went to town...poo poo was squirting out of the sides of her pee pee all up my wee wee.

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/08/03/4807400-dog-chews-off-owners-toe-and-may-have-saved-his-life?gt1=43001

too bad your face isnt infected.

I see people at the bar pick their nose and wipe on the underside. Nasty.

The other day I drank a cup of coffee then noticed there was a big black ant floating(dead) in the coffee pot.

It would be gross if I made a video of me trying to get my junk into a speedo or jockstrap. I know I was grossed out, myself, when I tried to put on a jockstrap.

- bw

I once watched an entire set from MANVILLE!

Trumped you all!!!!!

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