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Do Amish girls fuck?

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Subject: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

Yesterday my mom and I ate a late lunch at Steak and Shake, and our waitress was wearing a very Amish-looking head covering, but she was wearing plenty of makeup (I didn't know they were allowed to do that) and had the perfect face. She spoke with a rather low, soft voice, but I'm not sure if she had a cold or had just spent too much time around cows. The way she was making eye contact with me, I thought she might have actually been attracted to me, but I couldn't make a move since my mom was right there. After a while, the waitress' hot eye contact died down. I'm not sure if it was because I wasn't being aggressive enough or because she figured out that my mom was paying. For a little while, though, I was thinking about whether our religious backgrounds would be compatible. I would have joked with her about wearing makeup while being Amish and tried to get on her good side and maybe even get her number if I had been with my bro and not my mom. Do you think that since she was wearing makeup she would also have a phone? I bet naughty Amish girls who wear makeup and use phones would be great in bed.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

If you can't talk to girls while your mom is around, then you're even more uptight than the Amish.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

OP should have been paying for lunch with his mom.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

Where are you from, OP? They don't have Steak n' Shakes around these parts.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

Kentucky


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

^ Nick Woodington?


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

Not a lot of Amish around here either.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

OP probably tried to get her number (wait for it...)


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

That is the dumbest question I've read on here in a long time. How in the fuck do you expect them to have offspring?


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 23-Oct-10

Immaculate conception by candlelight...duh.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 24-Oct-10

Sure, Amish girls fuck. Not with the OP, he doesn't have a chance in hell, but they do fuck.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 24-Oct-10

What, you've never seen Amish porn? Amish love to party also. Check Devils Playground documentary


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 24-Oct-10

Rumspringa!!!


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
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Date: 24-Oct-10

^^ I watched a porn show once that had a couple painted in blue and dressed like smurfs.

That should end the gay smurf debate once and for all.


Subject: RE: Do Amish girls fuck?
From: The real OP
Email: beaverdamum@yahoo.com
Date: 26-Oct-10

I'm the real OP, but I didn't post it on this discussion board. Whoever posted it here copied and pasted it from my submission to Bill Simmons's mailbag http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnfl2010/101022_part2.

I'm from Warsaw, Indiana, fyi, and I've enjoyed reading some of your comments. I hope whoever said Kentucky wasn't being very serious--most Amish in America live in Pennsylvania (esp. Lancaster county--you know, Blueballs, Paradise, and Intercourse), Ohio, or northern Indiana.


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