LDS church apologizes

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The LDS church apologizes for doing what they have done for years.

Baptizing the dead to give them their own planet.

No mention on local news.

What would I want or do with a whole planet? I can't even keep my garage organized.

No word on making a fortune selling coca cola yet telling their members that caffeine is evil.

Hypocrisy much?

^Rumor monger much, they do not, nor have ever owned Coca Cola.

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/mormon.asp

Also apologizes for the wonderful liquor laws and state run liquor stores they profit off of

^^They did change their policy on allowing the sheeple to drink coca-cola though

^ That's misleading as well. Yes, it's true that ISP's head of Liquor Enforcement, Greg Harris is Mormon. I also agree that a Mormon has no place in enforcement of vice laws because they can't help clouding their judgement and sensability with their dogma.

That being said, if Mormons like Greg Harris had their way, there would be NO alcohol/ liquor/ bikini bars in Idaho a'la East Idaho and Utah (where beer is weak and liquor harder to procure then heroin).

I would say that Idaho's lucrative state run liquor monopoly is more likely good old fashioned conservative/ good ol boy greed than Western Sharia.

^ should be ^^ and ^: Where do you get this stuff? There is no actual "Law" in Mormonism forbidding caffein. There is a health code called the "Word of Wisdom" that recommends you avoid tobacco,alcohol, meat in warm weather,and hot drinks".

They don't even seriously follow the meat part in general. It's definitely frowned upon in their judgemental minds if you do any of that stuff but it's not an outright "sin" like fornication, technically.

Disclosure: I was a practicing Mormon until I turned 15.

^^ Utah breweries are actually making some pretty good brew these days. there's no more 3.2 law, no more 'club' law to get into bars, and in general things seem to be more relaxed concerning the production of booze in and around SLC.

^ Nice! Finally got enough NoMos in SLC eh?

^^^Because of being around those ass holes you find out all sorts of neato shit about that cult, congrats on not practicing for a year.

all beer is 3.2 unless bought from the state run liqua sto

for being some of the most willfully ignorant people on the entire planet

^^^ I WISH I was 16 again, lol.

LMFAO, look at all the faggots using up arrows.

^ yours

"I also agree that a Mormon has no place in enforcement of vice laws because they can't help clouding their judgement and sensability with their dogma."

Well if that's the case then a homosexual judge has no place presiding over any case involving gay marriage since they can't help clouding their judgement and sensibility with their own perversions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN6zo4yyDK8&;feature=related

Barack Obama= Democrat= Maxine Waters = Hip Hop Community = Street gangs = Black Panthers = Cop Killers = Black Muslim Terrorists = Communists = Fidel Castro = Congressional Black Caucus:

On May 2, 1973, Joanne Chesimard, a member of the Black Liberation Army, a militant branch of the Black Panthers, and two of her fellow Black Militants were stopped in their vehicle on the New Jersey Turnpike by state troopers James Harper and Werner Foerster. While being questioned, Chesimard and the driver, her "companion" Zayd Malik Shakur , opened fire with automatic pistols, striking Trooper Foerster twice in the chest and Trooper Harper in the shoulder. Then, grabbing Trooper Foerster's own service weapon, she fired an additional two bullets into Foerster's head execution style, killing him. Trooper Harper survived the attack. The driver, Zayd Shakur, was killed at the scene by Trooper Foerster before Chesimard murdered him.

Joanne Chesimard was caught, tried, found guilty, sentenced to life in prison, and lost again on appeal. In the mean time she changed her name to Assata Shakur.

In 1979 she made an armed escape from prison and fled to Cuba. Ever since, Fidel Castro has refused extradition requests from the US for her return.

In 1998, Representative Maxine Waters, Chair of the Congressional Black Caucus, wrote a letter to Fidel Castro ("Dear President Castro...") urging him to REFUSE extradition of this convicted-cop-killer-fugitive saying she is a victim of "political persecution" and compared the convicted cop-killer to Martin Luther King Jr. - even though Amnesty International refuses to recognize her as a political prisoner.

Assata Shakur is the "aunt" of Tupac Shakur, rap "star" murdered in a gang-related hit in Las Vegas in 1996. Tupac has a very long history of violent crime including numerous assault arrests, a rape conviction and a 1993 incident when he was accused of shooting two white Atlanta police officers. Those charges were later dropped.

In 1988, Tupac Shakur’s stepfather/uncle, Mutulu Shakur was sentenced to 60 years in prison for his involvement in a 1981 armored-car robbery in which two policemen and a Brinks guard were killed. He is a long-time radical Black Militant who still works on behalf of radical many Black Militant groups who advocate violence to achieve their goals.

Mutulu Shakur is the brother of Zayd Malik Shakur and Assata Shakur, the two who murdered Trooper Foester in New Jersey and was instrumental in Assata Shakur's prison break and escape to Cuba. Their father, Aba Saladin Shakur, was a close associate of Malcom Shabazz (Malcom X).

Tupac's mother, Afeni Shakur, is also a militant Black Panther who actually gave birth to Tupac in prison while serving time for plotting to bomb several buildings in New York.

They are all radical violent Black Muslims.

To this day Tupac Shakur's aunt, a convicted cop-killer and Muslim Black radical, Assata Shakur lives safely in Cuba and is a hero to the Black Liberation Army, the New Black Panthers, Fidel Castro, the Hollywood hip-hop community - and is apparently a hero to Maxine Waters and the Congressional Black Caucus as well.

...and now you know the rest of the story

tourettes^

"Well if that's the case then a homosexual judge has no place presiding over any case involving gay marriage since they can't help clouding their judgement and sensibility with their own perversions."

Unfortunately you are failing to see the difference. In the case of the homosexual judge he wouldn't be trying to take away somebody's human right to marry.

big difference my friend.

http://gawker.com/5885580/jon-stewart-explains-mitt-romneys-lack-of-authenticity-to-david-letterman

"The Obama White House specifically asked that U.S. citizens be subject to arrest without warrant and detention without trial."

http://www.austinchronicle.com/columns/2012-02-10/letters-at-3am-it-came-from-the-white-house/

The Austin Chronicle is a notorious for its far-left-leaning perspective, so this is an interesting source for an Anti-Obama article.

It is also a bit conflicting that Sen. Dianne Feinstein, (D-Calif.) would be the one to attempt that some sanity be added to this horrible bill.

"In the case of the homosexual judge he wouldn't be trying to take away somebody's human right to marry.

big difference my friend."

Not at all. In both cases it's one person using their personal preferences to influence public policy. If one is wrong then both are wrong. There is no more moral relevancy, liberals killed that concept.

^like the airport sex.

^^ Ummmm no.People should have the right to drink/smoke if they want and marry a same sexer if they want. I wouldn't... and yes the idea is repulsive to me but them being able to do it does not jeopardize my life, liberty and persuit in any way.

And hopefully they don't grope each other in public as I don't grope my wife in public.

"And hopefully they don't grope each other in public as I don't grope my wife in public."

Well, that makes one of us.

".People should have the right to drink/smoke if they want"

They do.

" if they want and marry a same sexer if they want."

No, perversion shouldn't be legal. It's a threat to our culture and society as a whole, not to the individual.

"And hopefully they don't grope each other in public"

They do.

Show me the heterosexual equivalent to this.

http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_1_full/IMG_4346.JPG

Oh yeah, I think I should be able to smoke a joint if I want without fear of arrest and losing my job, but I can't.

"perversion shouldn't be legal. It's a threat to our culture and society as a whole, not to the individual."

My ass... what, it's a threat to YOUR religious dogma? Your Bronze Age, desert dwelleing fairy tales of Skydaddy? That horseshit is just as offensive to me as sodomy, but if you want to walk around like a gullible Linus Van Pelt waiting for the Great Pumpkin, then be my guest.... just don't expect everyone else to play ball by your rules.

Zealot

^^ "Show me the heterosexual equivalent to this."

http://www.zebradetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Public-Indecency.jpg

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=public+indecency&;view=detail&id=E117A3F3A786554324F8765586EEA9A70881E25C&first=0&qpvt=public+indecency&FORM=IDFRIR

Try harder...try again. And just the fact that you knew where to find your picture explains EVERYTHING about your objection to "The Gay".

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/02/14/1994334/mormons-apologize-for-baptizing.html

^^ Hardly an equivalent. The man and woman in your example are clothed and neither one is fondling the others genitals.

I said the "heterosexual equivalent", you failed to provide, therefore your argument fails.

I'm hardly shocked considering your defense of perversity.

^I'll defend perversity over fascism any day closet boy.

How is what gays do any more perverse than what heteros do? Do you people even watch porn at all? Search for Sasha Grey on pornhub then check back with us after you're done watching all her hetero antics.

^^ That's because you are a pervert and a hedonist, and that will be the reason for your failure and ultimate demise.

"How is what gays do any more perverse than what heteros do?"

You don't think one dude pushing another dudes poo in isn't perverse?

That's really more a testament to the depravity of modern society.

^Any anal sex is ridiculous. What? A nice warm wet vagina isn't good enough?.

But a vag can become every bit as disgusting as an anus if the woman doesn't take steps to keep it clean, and not to be all misogynistic, men need to wash their cocks once in a while too. All those rotten fish smell jokes didn't just come (hehe) out of thin air.

Modern society? I'm pretty sure all kinds of kinky stuff has been going on for a very long time.

" That's because you are a pervert and a hedonist, and that will be the reason for your failure and ultimate demise."

Why yes, I AM a pervert AND a hedonist... but I happen to be a straight one. I "used" to be like you and think gay folks shouldn't have the right to marry but then one fine day I realized that-

A:Their right to marry or not in NO way effects my right to marry or not. and B:Too many politicians/ clergy have already been caught making a mockery of the "Sanctity of Marriage". The only difference is that the more "Conservative" (Craig, Hastert)ones tend to be caught engaging in "Same Sex" activity and the "Liberals" (Weiner, Clinton) actually tend to be hetero dalliances.

It made me realize that they were all full of crap. Sure, I'll admit I have an easier time associating with People who just happen to be gay as opposed to the militant/ flamer types, but hey... I'm trying.

Since were on the subject of perversion though, how about Mormonism's "Dirty Little Secret"? And I'm not talking about Post-mortal Conversion or Mountain Meadows either. How about all the unreported sexual abuse in the Mormon Church, Jack? Ya know the ones that are either ignored entirely or kept within the Bishop's office and not reported the authorities?

I'd say baptizing the dead is pretty perverse. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82307839/

^ I wasn'table to check out your link yet because my work internet is sensetive that way.

Anyhoos when I was a practising young Mormon Lad, there were a couple of times we (about 8-10 kids from my Ward and a few A-dults) would all roll out and head to the Temple in Boise. Even then, the gravity of the situation never really dawned on me...I just wanted to go admire the architecture of the Temple as I thought then (and still do) that the buildings were beautiful.

It was pretty much broken down to a kid in his poly whites hopping into the font with a similarly attired Elder. Meanwhile some other cat was at a computer reading off names one at a time, and the Bub in the Tub would recite the Baptisimal Prayer rapid fire and dunk the kid. This goes on for about 20 names and then they must worry about the kid exploding from Spritual Proxy Overload because they switch to a new kid.

When all the kids have been dipped repeatedly they dry off, get a quickie look at the other rooms in the Temple and all go home while the A-dults tell them what a great thing they've done.

Odd??? Fuck yeah!, but no weirder of a ritual than say circumcision or those crazy fuckers in the Phillipines that crucify themselves around Easter. I've since become an atheist and one of the cornerstones of that is that none of these dead baptisees have ever come to me in Spectral form to bitch me out for turning them into Mormons. It's not just Holocaust victims they do it for, it's just that the descendants of the victims/survivors are the only ones that go crazy over it. Perfectly understandable since it was their Judaism, that put them on Adolf Hipster's shit list and it was a faith they lost their lives over.

^Good for you, I'm glad a ghost didn't say shit to you so that means it is fine. I think it is a sickening and cowardly practice. The Holocaust survivors are not the only ones upset over this disgusting

^ I think you misunderstood me... I said I can understand why people would be angry about it. I think the Church should stop it. I was merely saying that as an atheist now, I don't believe that any baptism accomplished anything living or not, and that the dead likey do not give a shit.

If I WERE a spirit that was converted against my will I would probably find a way to make my displeasure known.

I'm sorry you misinterpreted that.

Check this shit http://gawker.com/5887386/website-converts-the-souls-of-deceased-mormons-into-gay-souls-of-deceased-mormons

http://gawker.com/5887906/watch-stephen-colbert-convert-all-dead-mormons-to-judaism

Fuck me....does there need to be a law made, or something to compel these assholes to stop? "No molestering or proselytizing the dear departed, please".

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/01/mormon-proxy-baptism-of-daniel-pearl-draws-familys-ire/?hpt=hp_t2

http://gawker.com/5887917/utah-will-be-damned-if-sex-ed-classes-teach-about-anything-sex+y?tag=education

http://www.businessinsider.com/here-are-10-people-posthumously-baptized-by-mormons-2012-3#ann-dunham-1

Sorry for all the lies, I just wanted to make some money and have some friends and multiple wives

So start your own church. Like it or not Joe Smith succeeded. He did pay a terrible price, if that makes you feel any better about it.

The Church is under scrutiny now, huh? Wonder if it has anything to do with that GOP front runner.

Has "the church" ever NOT been under scrutiny?

Um, no. If they piss you off though, they must be worth something. Scientology will save us!

We also apologize for our gay porn consumption http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82384342/

http://gawker.com/5900025/it-gets-better-for-gay-mormons-too

Will someone please end Dizzle so we can baptize him.

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